What is small, red and whispers? A hoarse radish.

A screenwriter goes into his doctor's office with
a carrot in one ear, a radish in the other ear,
and a banana jammed up his nose. He asks, "Hey,
Doc - what's wrong with me?"
The physician replies, "You're not eating right."

"Did you ever get to thinking that maybe you are just an android, placed
 on Earth by an advanced civilization of huge radish-like aliens who are
 studying your every move?"
"No."
"Me neither."
 -- Dogbert, Dilbert, Dogbert

Did you hear about the man who named his horse Radish?

There are some oligarchs that make me want to bite them just as one crunches into a carrot or a radish.
Evita Peron

Why did the radish cross the road? It was being eaten on the way!

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